Friday, September 19, 2014
Normal teenage girl. You can do this.
Smile, Allison. Someone could be falling in love with you.
Thursday, September 18, 2014
“I think for her Root is somebody who she knows will deliver a good time, aka lots of violence, and I think there is some trust that she has found within her, that Shaw has put some trust in her because Root saved her ass a couple times.” (x)
Wednesday, September 17, 2014
hello i need everyone to take a moment to look at this gif pls
headcannon that Hanni pouted a lot when he was very young cuz it WORKED.
headcanon that hannibal still pouts because it still works, and will graham folds like a stack of cheap playing cards
Everyone, at some point in their lives, wakes up in the middle of the night with the feeling that they are all alone in the world, and that nobody loves them now and that nobody will ever love them, and that they will never have a decent night’s sleep again and will spend their lives wandering blearily around a loveless landscape, hoping desperately that their circumstances will improve, but suspecting, in their heart of hearts, that they will remain unloved forever. The best thing to do in these circumstances is to wake somebody else up, so that they can feel this way, too.
Lemony Snicket (via kushandwizdom)
Tuesday, September 16, 2014
when someone tries to spill the truth tea but you’re not ready to be scalded
Monday, September 15, 2014
"I’m a Mac."
"and I’m a PC."
"I’m bought by higher-income people."
"when you see us as proxies for social class, these ads become less fun."
Sunday, September 14, 2014
my eyes change colour depending on my swag levels. they are the darkest brown when my swag levels are at a maximum. i have never seen them change
this twitter account is everything
Saturday, September 13, 2014
apparently my school made the senior dinner great gatsby themed
because what better theme for a graduation party than the inaccessibility of the american dream
- the Avengers get really bored one day and pick names out of a hat and trade costumes and spend the rest of the day pretending they got bodyswapped to mess with Tony
- it’s Steve’s idea